Limerick Ode To Republican Panic
Newt Gingrich demolished Mitt in South Carolina. Newt’s surging in Florida. And Romney’s large national lead is collapsing. Needless to say, the Republican establishment is starting to panic: To the...
View ArticleDear Dems, Don’t Get Cocky!
Open Limerick To Obama Supporters By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Dems, while the polls look ideal, I’m not certain the polling is real. Dem wins are still hard, So don’t let down your guard. And make...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Political Pollsters
Open Limerick To Political Pollsters By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear pollsters, you’re going to town With predictions that force me to frown. Each projection I hear Feeds dejection. I fear Evil clowns...
View ArticleWriting Verse, When Things Go from Bad to Worse
Writing Verse, When Things Go from Bad to Worse By Madeleine Begun Kane My goal is political mockery, Poking fun at election-time squawkery. But the polls are so bad And the news is so sad, That all I...
View ArticleAbout Those Polls (Limerick)
Four recent polls (3 in Iowa, 1 national) show Ben Carson ahead of Trump, prompting Trump to claim that polls with so many candidates aren’t very scientific. Unless they show Trump ahead, of course....
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Donald Trump
Dear Donald, you once would extol Your rankings in poll after poll. You’d brag and you’d gloat And you’d proudly emote About numbers you loved, heart and soul. But now that you’re deep in the hole,...
View ArticleThose Slippery Polls (Limerick)
“Any negative polls are fake news.” (Trump on Twitter, expressing his views.) Yet he can’t explain why When his numbers are high They’re plumb right, but when low they’re a ruse.
View ArticleMelania’s Poll Numbers Drop (Whomp, Whomp!) Limerick
Headline: “Melania Trump’s poll numbers plummet” Melania’s permanent frown May worsen; her ratings are down. But she STILL is liked more Than the man we abhor… Who pretends his bare head bears a crown.
View ArticleTrump’s Bitches And Sulks As Poll Numbers Slump (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump Blames ‘Racism Witch Hunt’ for Low Poll Numbers” Donald’s numbers seem stuck in a slump, And the media caused it, claims Trump: It’s “a Racism Witch Hunt.” (His pass-the-blame...
View ArticleIrrational Polls (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump’s Approval Jumps Five Points” A rise in the Donald’s approval Transcends logic; he merits removal! Such a gain in our national Polls is irrational… As peculiar as numbers from...
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